ROJAKKKK!!!

There was once three men selling rojak, one was called short, one was tall, and one was called shortall... Short has a wife who is as short and stout as him,

Tall has a wife as tall and as lanky as him,

And shortall has three wives, one short who is the daughter of a rich fruit seller, on tall which is the daughter of a billionaire and a medium sized wife who is a normal lady from a poor family...

Shortall loves his medium sized wife, but the other two he married so that he will have access to money and free fruits. His life is not very happy though he have so much money as his two wives, Peach and Pauline kept quarreling about who Shortall loves best. But Shrtall know better, he loves the medium sized one, Pamela, best.

Short and Tall are best friends. One day, Shortall decided to steal their secrest recipes out of spite and jealousy. "HAH!" Shortall thought to himself, "now both f them won't get that much customers as before! If I mix both their recipes... who are loved by everyone, and MY recipe, my rojak paste will be so delicious even the KING will want to eat it!"

With those words, Shortall stole their secret recipes and started mixing all the pastes together, he did not taste the mixed paste as Pauline and Peach were fighting then and he have to go and calm the two ladies. Therefore, Shortall just sold the new paste to everyone without having a taste.

The first customer that ate the new paste said:

"YUCK! WHAT THE HELL AM I EATING?? ROTTEN MUSHROOMS AND BURNT RUBBER???"

The second customer said:

"I must have developed a taste disorder as i never thought Shortall's rojak paste were that gruesome!!"

The third customer fainted....

The rest of the customers complained as well. Shortall could not believe his luck! He tasted the new rajak paste and made a face... "This rojak paste taste horrible!! But i don't understand!!! I mixed all the good pastes together! Why didn't it taste delicious?"

At that time, Short and Tall came to Shortall's rojak store. Shortall told them about his mistake and apologised profusely over his crime. Short and Tall forgived him, as they were good natured men. But before the two men went away, Tall advised Shortall while looking pointedly at Pauline and Peach fighting away in a corner and the mixed up rojak paste. "Sometimes, being together makes things easier, but sometimes, it does not. It's time to seperate the mixed up paste and only choose the one you like."

Shortall looked blank, but deep inside, her understood. He do not love Pauline and Peach. He just craved for their riches. And as the ladies cannot live together in harmony, he have to seperate them. One month later, Shortall had a divorce with Pauline and Peach. He then lived a normal but happy life with Pamela and his own recipe...  a paste that will taste better by it's own.

~The end...

prefect...

~today(chosen as prefect)
I can't BELIEVE TEACHER CHOSE ME AS A PREFECT!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I'm not boasting... being a prefect is hard!!!!!
When they called me, i was like, "WTF ARE YOU SAYING????"
Then when i went there it was, "WHY DID THE TEACHERS CHOOSE ME??? THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT ME??!!! TEACHERS FEVER ISIT???"
When Pn. Jamaliah talked to us... she called me not to look so glum... how to avoid looking glum??? I'm damn suprised!!!!
~yesterday(prefects interview)
I went in, Ms.pam and pn.jam talking and pratically ignored me... I dunno whether to sit or stand.... so i chose to sit....
When they were finally finished... Ms.pam kept smiling at me... pn. jamaliah started asking questions like:
1) you mostly look so happy, why to day so glum? (swt=.=*)
2) do you wanna be a prefect? (i answered, if got i can be if dun have i dun mind)
3) so you dun care? (i nodded)
4) ok, then... how are your duties? *blahblahblah something about duties* (i answered accordingly)
~Ms.pam continued smiling at me... i tried not to look at her or i will burst out laughing...
5) r you okay with prefects camp? (i said yes)
~then a load of personal questions like the way i travel and what r my parents working as....
~and that's all i guess.... the funny one is my friend soolysia's interview...
Pn.j asked who should be head and assistant head prefect... soolysia said:
"Emily be head prefect, penolong Va...."
Before she finished saying, ms.pam is like...
"HAH? VANESSA AH??"
soolysia said she was afraid ms.pam might get a heart attack^^ so she said Jasmeeth...
It's kinda insultin to me... but i laughed non stop when she told me... soolysia and i were planning to let her tell teacher that i be penolong to see the teachers shocked expression... to bad she did not tell lolx^^

~so far.... this few days has been shocking and my hear almost stopped =)

Convent's Got TALENT!!!!

Ok, i don't have any pictures with me, coz i did NOT bring my camera... We are not actually allowed to, but there are people that brought their cameras... And the Ms.pam did not seem to care... so YAH BOO SUCKS FOR ME!!!!
~neways, i did a terrific show with my friends in the 1 Malaysia song and singins When You're Gone- Avril Lavinge with Emily, Erica and Christinna...

                                                                                                                                    emily....

 

christinna...

erica...

The persembahan-s were GREAT!!!! Specially the last part, where Lim Hui Xin and Lim Hui Mann danced... their dance was AWESOME^^

Plus, do you know that Ms.Pam praised the 2 Suci girls for their good persembahan? I was sitting in front of her and she said, "Eh, nice la!" ^^ They did put up a great show!!!

Christinna Kuan danced, as usual... Nice dance mei! Keep it up!!!!

The two people singing My Heart, Saw Li Phon and Magihah.... your voices are GREAT!!! FABULOUS!!! MARVELLOUS!

Apple Chang's dance was great too!! Has creativity! Like a Bollywood movie!! NICE^^

~Again, praise for everyone that participated in CONVENT'S GOT TALENT TODAY! you guys put on a great show....!

Prefect's luncheon 2010

Remember when i say i will never be a potential prefect much less a prefect? Well, i was chosen as a potential prefect... and we had the luncheon on Friday... we had Mcdonalds... AGAIN. i ate Mcdonalds for class luncheon, prefects luncheon... AND club luncheon=.=* haizz...

~neways, here are some pictures of the prefect's luncheon...

me and emily^^

me and my frens! have to wear bj pj coz got games
but at last, shit oso tak ada...

this is wen they ate ice-cream

the teachers came and went... after a while and they started playing with the Secret Recipe cakes and the ice creams... lolx^^

me and Tan Yong Hsin! my jiejie^^

lolx... she kept begging to be taken pictures of, this is one of my senior... Ameirah... i think her name is spelt like that...

my friend, Tan jia Yi... a loyal supporter of Ms.pam.. lolx^^

This picture was taken afterwords... when the luncheon almost ended... The leftest one is my PC teacher....

i tried to take a pic of Ms.pam who was like, standing beside us and doing something... but she dun let... *sigh*^^

~Anyway, thanks to all my seniors, teachers and my who made this luncheon a success^^

Personality of SMKCBW teachers

Popular quotes from the teachers
Pn.Pauline: girls, am i talking to you or am i talking to the walls?!
Pn.Jamaliah: (uhh... not sure... she keeps laughing at jokes that aren't really funny)
Ms. Pamela: Kita sudah sampai kat mana? or YANG TAK BERKAITAN BALIK KELAS!!!!
Pn.Bibi: kutip sampah dulu sebelum duduk, tengok sampah tu, Vanessa...
Pn. Chelvi: Thisaa, stop laughing like that!
Their favourite quotes to me
Ms.Pamela: Mulut kame ah...! haiyo tak mau cakap... bazir masa je!
Pn.Jamaliah: Vanessa, practice some respect whe talking to your friends...
Pn. Chelvi: Okay, stop...
Pn. Bibi:Jaga mulut Vanessa...
(mostly about my talkative ways)

Personality of teachers in 1 Suci
Pn.Farhana: kind and lovable... but i have learnt not to mess with her... she could be really mean
Pn. Chelvi: Has a sense of humour and sarcasm... but really strict sometimes
Pn. Jamaliah: Not really strict... but like to repeat... kinda nice....
Ms. Pamela: have sense of humour... good in art... umm, strict in a way that no one is really scared of her... sweet, cute, kinda nice
Cik Hidayu: okla.... kinda fun
Pn. Mariam: Not really popular among the pupils....
Pn. something or other that teaches kh: i guess i like her second best... she's really sweet and kind... and never scolds people
Pn. Maizura: umm... she never really liked me or show her feelings... he's kinda bossy.. and with sense of humour so low it's invisible
Pn. Zailawati:  dunno what to say... quite berlagak...
~conclusion: i only tease teachers that mean something to me or is worth my time... so i'm not really insulting when i tease... no offence, k?

Sketsa!!! SEKSA!!!

  today practice sketsa... practically the WHOLE day me and my friends practice... Haizz... Stress lor... Well, at least we managed to do everything. Just hope everything turns out alright.
  Got luncheon today... will upload the photos when i have time...
 Anyway... practice halfway... the "sweet", "cute" and remarkably "nice" ms.pam come kacau us... so freaking irritatin!!! She call us to turn down the music, then throw the rubbish OTHER people left after the luncheon... When we went to ask Pn. JAMALIAH for permission to use the stage, she come and kacau us...
When i went out the staffroom... still whitin earshot of the teachers, i SHOUTED!!!!! i can't stand it man.. i'm freaking tired and she kacau us... Wang is like, "calm down, Van" I was like, "i don't care!!! i wanna kill someone now!!!!" (in hokkien) Normally she kacau i dun mind.. probably kacau her back coz i do kinda like her alot... but today, when i'm serious and she mess with me, she's lucky i did not like, chop her head off... heehee

ANYWAY!! GOOD LUCK TO ALL SKETSA DUDES.. HOPE WE WIN, IF WE DON'T!! WE ARE STILL CHAMPIONS COZ WE WORK THE HARDEST!! REMEMBER THAT!!1 LOVE YA GUYS!!!^^

We never tried...

We never realised the importance of a person until they have gone, we never really thought that person will betray you til we felt it, we had never been able to make ourselves happy til we made someone happy, we never really felt the beauty of love til we tried it, we never really smiled til we made someone smile, and we never really know something til we tried... so try... before we boast about knowing or good at something... for you never know what tomorrow brings...

A dog never thought a bone taste good til he licked it

A cat never thought the mouse is delicious til he ate it

A middle aged woman never thought she will ever get married til she did...

Love never existed til mankind tried it...

Inventors never existed til God created them....

~We are all human... i have learnt a valueble lesson from a great person that we should never be scared about what people think of us and only care about what we think of ourselves... so DO TRY... there's a risk in everything and people might scorn... but one day, when they need our help, their lives will be saved by us... coz we...^^

~this trying post is based on an important person that made goodness knows how many changes in my life... til i'm kinda freaked out... dun tink negative!!^^